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It seams most people suspect that either Aaron or Chris perpetrated this unimaginable act.
But who did it? Aaron or Chris?
Some hints:
Aaron often puts tuxedo mannequins and life-size posters of people around the studio in unlikely places to scare his staff.
Chris has never actually been to the studio and doesn't have opposable thumbs.
What happened: Aaron propped the mannequin on the toilet envisioning that I would come in the next morning, open the bathroom door, shreak like a little girl and wet myself.
Instead, before Aaron left the studio that night, he heard a crash coming from the bathroom, but thought, "I'm sure it's fine." He didn't check.
The mannequin had fallen off the toilet and the heavy brass thing that goes in the mannequin neck smashed a big hole in the sink. The mannequin remained sprawled out on its back for me to find in the morning.
I figured it all out pretty quickly having known Aaron for a long time. Though I am usually the one to break things, he's usually the one to recklessly prop tuxedo mannequins on toilets.
At last, we present you with the little PHOTOGRAPHY murder mystery.
We've been doing some renovating around here, so things have been moved all over the place. Our tux mannequins used to be in the front window.
I came in to work one Monday morning after a weekend of studio renovation to find this:
The scene:
The main victim:
The main victim again:
The destroyed sink:
The suspects.
Aaron:
Matt:
Girl in blue dress:
Haley:
Chris Wrenn:
Think you have the sleuthing skills to figure out who did it and what in the world happened?
If you think you know who did it, vote in the poll to your right. If you think you can guess what happened, leave a comment.
Good luck.
Well, we've been renovating, okay. So back off.
But don't worry; we have some absolute gold coming your way. So stay tuned.
You'll get the chance to solve a curious murder mystery involving tuxedo mannequins and a toilet. You'll get to see some new painting techniques - Jackie Chan/Circ Du Soleil type stuff. You'll get to see Haley do mental math. AND you'll get a first glimpse of the new studio look.
This is Haley. She is a person, just like the rest of us. And she suffers from CRUMBS*.
We're here to dispel the myth that CRUMBS is contagious and plea for compassion for dozens of people like Haley who live with the discomfort and humiliation of CRUMBS everyday.
We've put together a list of tips in case a loved-one has a monkey bar episode.**
1- Stay calm.
2- Prevent injury.
During the episode, you can exercise your common sense by insuring there is nothing within reach that could harm the person if she struck it.
3- Keep onlookers away.
4- Do not hold the person down.
5- If the person thrashes around there is no need for you to restrain them. Remember to consider your safety as well.
6- Do not put anything in the person's mouth.
7- Contrary to popular belief, the person is incapable of swallowing their tongue so you can breathe easy in the knowledge that you do not have to stick your fingers into the mouth of someone in this condition.
8- Do not give the person water, pills, or food until fully alert.
9- If the episode continues for longer than five minutes, call 911.
10- Be sensitive and supportive, and ask others to do the same.
"I have CRUMBS. But I'm still a person."
*CRUMBS: Chronic Raging Unbearable Monkey Bar Syndrome.
**This list was adapted from a "What to do when someone has a seizure" list. CRUMBS is very similar to epilepsy in many ways.
We had an epic 3.5 hour session this morning, a headshot session no-show, and Aaron highlighted stuff.